For All You Doubters

I know people doubt me in a lot of things. After Thanksgiving I feel like I have proved a lot of people wrong in a lot of different areas. Here we go.

1. "I Can't Help In The Kitchen." Are you kidding me? You must have forgot that I worked at the exclusive and exquisite Chuck-A-Rama Buffet. I put my potato-peeling skills to work and dominated them.

2." I'm not famous, so nobody will ever name a kid after me." WRONG AGAIN. I keep coming to these family reunions and I meet one of my cousin's kids. What do they name him, R-Y-A-N. Hmm....interesting. Does that mean i'm famous, I dunno. Interpret that how you would like.


3. "I take it all the time, and never retaliate." I'm pretty sure you might have to ask Koy about this one. He tried putting me in a headlock. I quickly escaped due to my lightning quick reflexes and put him in my favorite hold, "The Atomic Wedgie Hold." This is easily done by giving him a wedgie and placing his underwear over his foot. Pretty hard for him to get out. He definitely learned his lesson.
4. "Ryan, can't gain weight." Guess again my friends. I cracked 170 before Thanksgiving dinner. Next Goal 175? haha. I dunno. But I have been eating 4 meals a day, drinking protein shakes and drinking lots of water. It seems to be working for me. It's only taken me 5 months to gain 8 pounds. haha.
5. "Only Asian Men Can Become Pregnant." That's where your wrong my friend. I woke up this morning with some morning sickness. I thought it was because I was hungry. Nope. I'm pregnant. haha.


PS....."NONE" of this is sarcastic at all.

Give and Take.....And a Little Patience on Her Part :)

It's been a while since I have updated this...and well for those of you who knew dating retirement wasn't going to last very long, i'd hate to say it but YOU'RE RIGHT. Remember how i said I wasn't going to come out unless someone swept me off my feet. Well it happened. haha. The young lady in the picture is my "special friend" Jamie. She has been chasing me all semester, dealing with my bitterness towards the opposite sex and she was very persistent. She wins the award for never giving up. We've been together every night for the past three weeks. Did I mention she is an amazing dancer? Well she is. I might have to get me a pair of comfortable shoes, because after a night of dancing with her, I'm sure my feet will be sore. haha. She's a great ballroom dancer, and although I have yet to go to one of her performances (what a jerk huh? I know...i'm workin' on it...) the videos that are made of her by her mom's camera are good enough. To move like that, I think she has to have a little latin blood in her haha.

School is going great. Thanksgiving Weekend is just around the corner. Wow. Crazy. I'm excited to have a week off from school. I have no desires to do homework this week cause i am looking forward to the break so much. But i think once I pop a little Mt. Dew in me i will be fine i guess. I just gotta get through the next 2 days of school.

Ps....I'm getting dragged by Jamie to go to the Twilight premiere at midnight thursday (techinically friday) but in return she's going to the state football championship to watch my high school play. This is the furthest they have gone in the schools 18 year history. So it will be fun because it's in the Dome in Pocatello. Nice and warm.